Jargon of Bullshit

I quickly discovered the Universe of Bullshit needed it’s own vocabulary. Here it is.

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  • Asshole Rapture
    Mythical Cosmic Event in which all the assholes are taken from the earth. In a safe manner, I.E. the cosmos will let an asshole who is flying a plane land before zapping them away to wherever the cosmos thinks they should go.  - Read More
  • Asshole Switch
    The asshole switch is whatever it is that makes a person's inner asshole flare wide open and emit bullshit. Size, location, and quantity may vary. Some folks make a game out of finding other people's asshole switch. You know, poke and poke until ... "Ooooh there it is" - Read More
  • Bovine Fecology
    The study of the origins, evolution, and progression of Bullshit in the human sphere, both collectively and individually. - Read More
  • Bullshit Bag
    Where all the bullshit the Spark and its meatbot rack up over the course of a life is stored. Gotta have somewhere to put it right? - Read More
  • Bullshit Bomb
    Exploding bullshit. Bullshit is flammable. When you take something that is flammable and pack it in real tight then light it off, all the energy is released at once with a boom. Now do that with a person. Pack in the bullshit then watch it go off. Any kind of bullshit will work. But religious(...) - Read More
  • Bullshit Central
    The Universal Department of Spark Services. BSC is where incoming cosmic Sparks are joined up with a meatbot and sent their merry wy through the wonder of life. And where it is pocessed back through again and again until it learns not to be an asshole and join the greater community of the cosmos. - Read More
  • Bullshit Circus
    The whole human sphere of influence. If a situation can possibly exist in the realm of human bullshit, it is either, happening, just got done happening, or is about to happen again in one of the rings of the Bullshit Circus. Who the fuck needs cable? - Read More
  • Bullshit Mongers
    People who make a living selling Bullshit. Hey, lots of money to be made in bullshit. - Read More
  • Doodad
    It's a doodad. Do I have to explain everything? - Read More
  • Giant Effing Media, Inc.
    Biased corporate media and news outlet. Doesn't matter the nature of the bias. It's a bias. The world is a shinier place when you realize they are feeding you bullshit and stop eating. - Read More
  • Kahoolie
    The Great Kahoolie is the chief deity worshipped in the west, or not so much, by the different sects, large and small, of the Crowd, aka the Crowd of Kahoolie, CoK for short. In this alternate reality, the Jesus guy actually ended up going to the planet he was meant to, and they got Kahoolie.(...) - Read More
  • Meatbot
    The biologically replicating organic machine known as the human body. Plays host to a cosmic Spark from its date of commission to end-of-life recycling. - Read More
  • NABSZ
    North American Bullshit Zone. BSU analog of the United States of America. Not to be confused with the North North American Bullshit Zone (NNABZ), which is where Canadians live. - Read More
  • OP
    Most folks at stages on the journey. Still swinging the asshole about from time to time, but also somewhat in control and allowing the Spark to override assholey impulses within the realms of ethical and moral behavior. - Read More
  • Ordinary Peeps
    Most folks at stages on the journey. Still swinging the asshole about from time to time, but also somewhat in control and allowing the Spark to override assholey impulses within the realms of ethical and moral behavior. - Read More
  • Shiny Bullshit
    Whatever it is that people just gotta fucking have and damn all the cost or consequences. - Read More
  • The Cosmos
    The Everything. In the BSM universe, the cosmos is intelligent, creative, divine, it is the source and force of all that it contains all while being all and being beyond all.  It isn't fond of assholery. - Read More
  • Those people over there
    Whoever those people are. The ones over there. We point at them. We blame them for all kinds of things, and sometimes they're even guilty. Usually, they're mostly just different. - Read More

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